How to Answer 'My Therapist Would Say I' Hinge Prompt

Hey, I'm Paw Markus and I have come up with 121 (!!) answers to the "my therapist would say I" hinge prompt, and some of them are actually not shit.

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How to Answer 'My Therapist Would Say I'

1. Have an unhealthy obsession with dad jokes
2. Should stop trying to high-five strangers
3. Need to accept that pineapple belongs on pizza
4. Have an irrational fear of garden gnomes
5. Overthink my overthinking
6. Could benefit from a cat intervention
7. Need to stop adopting every stray animal I see
8. Have an uncanny ability to find the weirdest items at thrift stores
9. Should learn to moonwalk for social situations
10. Have a concerning amount of useless trivia stored in my brain
11. Need to stop planning my zombie apocalypse strategy
12. Could use my powers of procrastination for good
13. Have an extraordinary talent for finding the longest line at the grocery store
14. Should embrace my inner child, but maybe not during job interviews
15. Need to accept that I can't pull off a fedora
16. Have a gift for turning awkward silences into even more awkward conversations
17. Could benefit from a Netflix intervention
18. Need to stop trying to befriend neighborhood squirrels
19. Have an unhealthy relationship with coffee
20. Should learn to adult, but where's the fun in that?
21. Need to stop using "but first, coffee" as a life motto
22. Have a superpower of making simple tasks unnecessarily complicated
23. Could use my pizza-eating skills for competitive eating
24. Need to accept that my singing voice isn't as angelic as I think
25. Have a talent for finding the most obscure Wikipedia articles
26. Should stop trying to make fetch happen
27. Need to embrace my inner dancing queen, even if it's just in the kitchen
28. Have an impressive ability to quote entire movies, but struggle with basic small talk
29. Could benefit from learning the art of graceful exits
30. Need to stop blaming my zodiac sign for my poor life choices
31. Have a gift for turning any conversation into a debate about aliens
32. Should learn to cook something other than instant ramen
33. Need to accept that my plant parenting skills are subpar at best
34. Have a knack for finding the most random YouTube videos at 3 AM
35. Could use my power of overthinking to solve world problems
36. Need to stop treating my dog like a human child
37. Have an uncanny ability to attract mosquitoes in any season
38. Should learn to express emotions without using only memes
39. Need to accept that my fashion sense is... unique
40. Have a superpower of always choosing the wrong line at airport security

Cheeky and Sarcastic Answers (use with caution)

1. Am too good-looking for my own good
2. Should patent my eye-roll technique
3. Need to stop using sarcasm as a love language
4. Have elevated passive-aggressiveness to an art form
5. Could teach a masterclass in Netflix binging
6. Need to stop treating my cat like a therapist
7. Have a PhD in procrastination
8. Should write a book on creative excuses
9. Need to accept that my dance moves are a public safety hazard
10. Have perfected the art of avoiding small talk
11. Could win an Olympic medal in overthinking
12. Need to stop using "that's what she said" in professional settings
13. Have a black belt in avoiding responsibilities
14. Should start a support group for chronic oversleepers
15. Need to accept that my flirting style is... unique
16. Have a talent for finding the most expensive item on any menu
17. Could teach a class on how to turn simple tasks into day-long projects
18. Need to stop using memes as a form of communication
19. Have an impressive collection of unfinished projects
20. Should consider a career in professional napping
21. Need to accept that my puns are not as hilarious as I think
22. Have elevated ghosting to an art form
23. Could write a guidebook on how to avoid adulting
24. Need to stop treating my plants like emotional support animals
25. Have a talent for finding the most awkward moment to sneeze
26. Should consider therapy for my addiction to online shopping
27. Need to accept that my Tinder bio is not as witty as I believe
28. Have a superpower of attracting weirdos on public transport
29. Could teach a masterclass in coming up with creative wifi names
30. Need to stop using "I'm fine" when I'm clearly not
31. Have a PhD in finding reasons not to go to the gym
32. Should write a book on the art of overthinking text messages
33. Need to accept that my cooking experiments are potential biohazards
34. Have a talent for always picking the shopping cart with the wonky wheel
35. Could win an award for most creative use of emojis in professional emails
36. Need to stop treating Google as my primary care physician
37. Have elevated social media stalking to a fine art
38. Should consider a career in professional coffee tasting
39. Need to accept that my karaoke skills are not as impressive as I think
40. Have a superpower of always managing to step in puddles, even on sunny days

Even More Ways to Answer 'My Therapist Would Say I'

1. Have an uncanny ability to find the one typo in a 300-page book
2. Should stop trying to make "fetch" happen
3. Need to accept that my spirit animal is a sloth
4. Have elevated binge-watching to an Olympic sport
5. Could write a dissertation on the art of procrastination
6. Need to stop using "LOL" as punctuation in real-life conversations
7. Have a black belt in avoiding confrontation
8. Should consider a career in professional blanket fort building
9. Need to accept that my Instagram food photos are not art
10. Have a superpower of always choosing the slowest checkout line
11. Could teach a masterclass on how to turn a 5-minute story into an hour-long saga
12. Need to stop using air quotes in every sentence
13. Have a PhD in finding excuses not to go to the gym
14. Should write a book on the art of mismatched socks
15. Need to accept that my dad jokes are not improving with age
16. Have a talent for finding the most obscure facts at 3 AM
17. Could win an award for most creative use of duct tape
18. Need to stop treating my houseplants like they're my children
19. Have an impressive ability to trip over thin air
20. Should consider therapy for my addiction to buying unnecessary kitchen gadgets
21. Need to accept that my accent impressions are not as accurate as I think
22. Have a superpower of always managing to spill something on a white shirt
23. Could teach a class on how to turn any conversation into a monologue about my cat
24. Need to stop using "adulting" as an excuse for everything
25. Have a talent for finding the one mosquito in a room full of people
26. Should write a guidebook on how to avoid small talk at parties
27. Need to accept that my parallel parking skills are a public hazard
28. Have elevated overthinking text messages to an art form
29. Could win a medal for most creative excuses for being late
30. Need to stop treating WebMD as my primary care physician
31. Have a PhD in finding the worst possible moment to have a wardrobe malfunction
32. Should consider a career in professional nap taking
33. Need to accept that my attempts at DIY are more "why" than "do it yourself"
34. Have a talent for always managing to buy fruit that goes bad in 24 hours
35. Could teach a masterclass on how to turn a simple task into a day-long project
36. Need to stop using emojis as a substitute for actual emotions
37. Have an uncanny ability to attract every dog in a 5-mile radius
38. Should write a book on the art of passive-aggressive dish washing
39. Need to accept that my multi-tasking usually means doing multiple things poorly at once
40. Have a superpower of always forgetting someone's name immediately after being introduced
41. Have perfected the art of turning "I'll be ready in 5 minutes" into a 2-hour adventure

Time to Up Your Dating Game

There you have it, folks. With these answers, you'll either land a date or a spot on a comedy show. Either way, you're winning. Remember, authenticity is key, even if that means admitting you're a walking disaster.

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Now go forth and charm the pants off Hinge. Just remember, if all else fails, there's always therapy. Or cats. Lots of cat