How to Answer 'Dating me is like' Hinge Prompt
Hey there, I'm Paw Markus, and I came up with 112 ways to answer the "Dating me is like" Hinge prompt.
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How to Answer 'Dating Me Is Like'
- A choose-your-own-adventure book
- Finding money in your pocket you forgot about
- Dating your ex, but better
- Discovering a shortcut on your daily commute
- Finally getting the joke everyone's been laughing at
- Eating the perfect amount of spicy food
- Finding the cool side of the pillow
- Stumbling upon a hidden gem of a restaurant
- Getting an unexpected day off work
- Finding the last piece of the puzzle
- Waking up and realizing it's Saturday
- Opening a time capsule from your cooler self
- Finding the perfect avocado at the grocery store
- Discovering a new favorite song
- Finally mastering that recipe you've been working on
- Catching the green light wave on your way to work
- Finding a parking spot right in front of your destination
- Realizing you still fit into your favorite jeans from college
- Discovering a new show with five seasons ready to binge
- Finding the perfect meme for every situation
- Getting seated immediately at a busy restaurant
- Stumbling upon a $20 bill on the street
- Finding out your favorite band is coming to town
- Discovering a hidden talent you never knew you had
- Finally beating that impossible video game level
- Finding the perfect gif to respond with
- Realizing you packed the perfect lunch
- Discovering a secret menu item at your favorite restaurant
- Finding out your flight has been upgraded for free
- Stumbling upon a dog park full of puppies
- Realizing you still remember all the words to your favorite childhood song
- Finding the last cookie in the jar
- Discovering a new favorite hobby
- Finally understanding that cryptic inside joke
- Finding the perfect spot at the beach
- Realizing you've been using a word correctly all along
- Discovering a hidden feature on your phone
- Finding out your favorite book is being made into a movie
- Realizing you've been pronouncing a word right all along
- Finding the perfect balance between sweet and salty
Sarcastic Ways to Answer 'Dating Me Is Like'
- Trying to fold a fitted sheet
- Attempting to eat soup with a fork
- Herding cats... underwater
- Trying to explain memes to your grandparents
- Attempting to parallel park a tank
- Trying to catch smoke with your bare hands
- Attempting to teach a fish to ride a bicycle
- Trying to nail jello to a tree
- Attempting to herd butterflies
- Trying to solve a Rubik's cube blindfolded
- Attempting to tickle a brick wall
- Trying to paint with a sledgehammer
- Attempting to play chess with a pigeon
- Trying to put toothpaste back in the tube
- Attempting to knit with spaghetti
- Trying to teach a goldfish how to juggle
- Attempting to use a chocolate teapot
- Trying to build a sandcastle in a hurricane
- Attempting to sneeze with your eyes open
- Trying to play the violin with a banana
- Attempting to climb a ladder made of dental floss
- Trying to read War and Peace in one sitting
- Attempting to lick your elbow
- Trying to count to infinity
- Attempting to hear the sound of one hand clapping
- Trying to smell the color nine
- Attempting to taste the rainbow (literally)
- Trying to teach a cat to fetch
- Attempting to fill a sieve with water
- Trying to push a rope
- Attempting to herd a group of drunk penguins
- Trying to play football with a beach ball
- Attempting to make a snowman in the Sahara
- Trying to iron a wrinkle on water
- Attempting to teach a sloth to sprint
- Trying to play hide and seek with a chameleon
- Attempting to have a staring contest with a statue
- Trying to blow out an electric candle
- Attempting to milk a bull
- Trying to teach interpretive dance to a cactus
Even More Ways to Answer 'Dating Me Is Like'
- Finding a four-leaf clover on your first try
- Discovering you can speak fluent sarcasm
- Realizing you've been living in a simulation all along
- Finding out you're actually Batman's sidekick
- Discovering you can communicate with plants
- Realizing you've been a sleeper agent this whole time
- Finding out you're allergic to boredom
- Discovering you can time travel, but only to last Thursday
- Realizing you're the long-lost heir to a small European country
- Finding out you can read minds, but only of house plants
- Discovering you're immune to dad jokes
- Realizing you can teleport, but only to different rooms in your house
- Finding out you're actually part mermaid
- Discovering you can predict the weather, but only for places you'll never visit
- Realizing you're the chosen one... for a very specific and useless prophecy
- Finding out you can fly, but only three inches off the ground
- Discovering you're immortal, but only on Tuesdays
- Realizing you can speak to animals, but they all think you're annoying
- Finding out you're a superhero, but your power is always knowing the exact time
- Discovering you can control the elements, but only desktop feng shui
- Realizing you're a time lord with a TARDIS that only goes to the DMV
- Finding out you're a wizard, but your wand only conjures dad jokes
- Discovering you can shapeshift, but only into different types of cheese
- Realizing you're the guardian of a mystical realm... that's actually just a really fancy closet
- Finding out you can control technology, but only items made before 1990
- Discovering you're a vampire, but you're allergic to blood and sparkles
- Realizing you can see the future, but only 5 seconds ahead
- Finding out you're the last airbender, but you can only bend lukewarm tap water
- Discovering you can telekinesis, but only move objects when no one's looking
- Realizing you're a secret agent, but your gadgets are all made of cheese
- Discovering a hidden talent for karaoke
- Finding out you can turn invisible, but only when no one's looking at you
Don't Just Swipe, Strategize
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