How to Answer the 'Change my mind about' Hinge Prompt

Hey, I'm Paw, and I have 128 ways to answer the "Change my mind about" Hinge prompt. If you can't find something here that works for you, you might want to consider a career as a mime.

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How to Answer "Change My Mind About"

1. Pineapple on pizza being a culinary abomination
2. The superiority of dogs over cats
3. Socks with sandals being a fashion crime
4. Tiktok dances as a form of modern art
5. Breakfast for dinner being the ultimate meal
6. The Oxford comma being absolutely necessary
7. Aliens definitely existing and probably judging us
8. Coffee being a suitable replacement for sleep
9. Bigfoot's existence and his impeccable hide-and-seek skills
10. Karaoke being an acceptable form of torture
11. Matching outfits being the pinnacle of couple goals
12. The flat earth theory (just kidding, please don't)
13. Puns being the highest form of humor
14. Talking to plants helping them grow
15. Parallel parking being an Olympic sport
16. Crocs being stylish footwear
17. Dad jokes being genuinely funny
18. The superiority of waffles over pancakes
19. Unicorns being the national animal of Scotland
20. Pluto still being a planet
21. Ghosts existing and just being really shy
22. Bubble wrap being a legitimate stress reliever
23. The existence of the Loch Ness Monster
24. Cilantro tasting like soap
25. Bigfoot being camera shy
26. The moon landing being faked (it wasn't, but let's debate)
27. Cereal being a soup
28. Hot dogs being sandwiches
29. Sushi being overrated
30. Clowns being terrifying, not funny
31. Pineapple belonging on pizza (yes, I'm flip-flopping)
32. The superiority of books over movies
33. Listening to Christmas music year-round
34. Aliens building the pyramids
35. Tomatoes being a fruit, not a vegetable
36. The existence of luck
37. Astrology actually working
38. Bigfoot's fashion sense
39. The tooth fairy's business model
40. Time travel being possible but boring

Sarcastic Ways to Answer "Change My Mind About"

1. My impeccable taste in memes
2. The earth being round (it's obviously a donut)
3. Godzilla's potential as a city planner
4. My future as a professional couch potato
5. The moon being made of cheese
6. My status as the world's okayest person
7. Dinosaurs being extinct (they're just really good at hide and seek)
8. My future career as a professional napper
9. Aliens not wanting to talk to us because we're boring
10. My ability to turn procrastination into an art form
11. The existence of my social life
12. My future as a professional chocolate taster
13. Bigfoot's Instagram influencer potential
14. My skills as an amateur bird caller
15. The Illuminati running a secret underground mini-golf league
16. My future as a professional pillow fort architect
17. The moon landing being real (it was clearly filmed on Mars)
18. My ability to communicate with plants
19. The existence of my gym membership
20. Unicorns being just horses in fancy dress
21. My future as a professional bubble wrap popper
22. The Bermuda Triangle being a glitch in the Matrix
23. My skills as an amateur cloud shape identifier
24. Zombies just wanting hugs, not brains
25. My future as a professional blanket fort engineer
26. Bigfoot's potential as a hair care spokesperson
27. My ability to speak fluent sarcasm
28. The existence of my cooking skills
29. Aliens visiting Earth for our reality TV shows
30. My future as a professional couch critic
31. The Loch Ness Monster's career in submarine tech
32. My skills as an amateur rain dancer
33. Ghosts just being really lost tourists
34. My future as a professional snack taste tester
35. Vampires' aversion to garlic being a mild allergy
36. My ability to predict the weather (badly)
37. The existence of my green thumb
38. Werewolves just having a really bad hair day
39. My future as a professional pillow fluffer
40. Mermaids avoiding us due to ocean pollution

Even More Ways to Answer "Change My Mind About"

1. The superiority of tea over coffee
2. Pineapple being the king of fruits
3. Socks being unnecessary foot prisons
4. The necessity of daylight savings time
5. Rollercoasters being fun and not terrifying
6. The superiority of cold pizza for breakfast
7. Bigfoot's potential as a hide-and-seek coach
8. The effectiveness of counting sheep
9. Aliens visiting Earth for our fast food
10. The true purpose of garden gnomes
11. The necessity of turn signals
12. The superiority of soft serve over scooped ice cream
13. The existence of my dance moves
14. The Bermuda Triangle's reputation as a party hotspot
15. The necessity of folding fitted sheets
16. The superiority of cake over pie
17. The true identity of Batman
18. The effectiveness of "Do Not Disturb" signs
19. The purpose of lint rollers
20. The superiority of board games over video games
21. The necessity of belt loops
22. The true origin of crop circles
23. The superiority of front pockets over back pockets
24. The effectiveness of "Employees Must Wash Hands" signs
25. The purpose of those little plastic tables in pizza boxes
26. The superiority of smooth peanut butter over crunchy
27. The true location of Atlantis
28. The necessity of wheeled luggage
29. The superiority of hardcover books over paperbacks
30. The purpose of elevator music
31. The effectiveness of "Keep Off the Grass" signs
32. The superiority of mechanical pencils over regular ones
33. The true identity of Santa Claus
34. The necessity of umbrella hats
35. The superiority of digital watches over analog
36. The purpose of those extra shoelace holes
37. The effectiveness of "No Soliciting" signs
38. The superiority of seedless watermelons
39. The true purpose of area 51
40. The necessity of glow-in-the-dark stars on ceilings
41. The superiority of chunky salsa over smooth
42. The purpose of those long CVS receipts
43. The effectiveness of "Do Not Remove" tags on mattresses
44. The superiority of regular M&Ms over peanut M&Ms
45. The true identity of the tooth fairy
46. The necessity of decorative towels
47. The superiority of ranch dressing over all other dressings
48. The purpose of those little ketchup cups at fast food places

The Grand Finale: Your Mind-Changing Mission

Alright, champ. You've now got more ways to answer this prompt than Bigfoot has hair follicles. If you can't find something here that sparks a conversation, you might want to consider a career in silent film.

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Now go and change some minds. And hey, if all else fails, you can always fall back on the timeless classic: "Change my mind about... the effectiveness of this prompt." Meta, right?