How to Answer the 'A thought I recently had in the shower' Hinge Prompt to Flood Your Match Queue

Sup, I'm Paw Markus, and I've just conjured up 120 (yes, you read that right) answers to the "A thought I recently had in the shower" Hinge prompt.

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How to answer "A thought I recently had in the shower"

1. "Maybe I should've been a merman."
2. "Is water wet or just makes things wet?"
3. "I could totally win a Grammy for my shower singing."
4. "What if shampoo bottles had feelings?"
5. "I bet I could solve world hunger if I had a waterproof notepad."
6. "Do fish ever feel thirsty?"
7. "I wonder if my neighbor can hear me belting out Adele."
8. "Why don't we have teleportation yet?"
9. "I should start a band called 'The Loofah Loonies'."
10. "What if soap was edible?"
11. "I bet I could write a bestselling novel about a sentient shower curtain."
12. "Why don't we have self-cleaning bathrooms?"
13. "I wonder if my cat judges me for talking to myself in here."
14. "What if water had a flavor?"
15. "I could probably solve cold fusion if I had just five more minutes of hot water."
16. "Do plants get jealous that we water ourselves?"
17. "I should invent waterproof socks."
18. "What if shampoo commercials were honest?"
19. "I bet I could win an Olympic gold in speed-showering."
20. "Why don't we have shower thoughts competitions?"
21. "I wonder if my rubber duck has an existential crisis when I'm not here."
22. "What if we could recycle our shower water into drinkable coffee?"
23. "I should start a podcast called 'Shower Thoughts with Soap Suds'."
24. "Do fish ever get pruney fins?"
25. "I bet I could solve the Fermi paradox if I had an infinite hot water supply."
26. "What if we could communicate telepathically through shampoo bubbles?"
27. "I wonder if my future self is proud of how efficient I've become at showering."
28. "Why don't we have shower karaoke booths in public places?"
29. "I should invent a shower that gives motivational speeches."
30. "What if our shower drains led to alternate dimensions?"
31. "I bet I could negotiate world peace if I had a waterproof phone."
32. "Do mermaids take showers or just swim around?"
33. "I wonder if my showerhead judges my life choices."
34. "What if we could harness the power of falling water droplets for clean energy?"
35. "I should start a religion based on the holy trinity of soap, water, and loofah."
36. "Why don't we have shower meditation retreats?"
37. "I bet I could write a hit song about the perfect water temperature."
38. "What if our shower thoughts actually came true?"
39. "I wonder if my bathroom mirror secretly records my terrible dance moves."
40. "Do fish ever wonder what it's like to be dry?"

Ridiculously Absurd Ways to Answer "A thought I recently had in the shower"

1. "Is my loofah plotting world domination?"
2. "What if shampoo was actually liquid brain cells?"
3. "Do shower curtains have nightmares about being yanked off their rings?"
4. "Is my drain a portal to the underworld?"
5. "What if soap bubbles were actually tiny spaceships?"
6. "Does my shower head judge me for my terrible singing?"
7. "Are pruney fingers just our bodies trying to evolve into fish?"
8. "What if the hot water heater is actually a tiny fire-breathing dragon?"
9. "Is the bathroom mirror a window to a parallel universe?"
10. "Do bath bombs have existential crises before we use them?"
11. "What if the shower was actually a time machine?"
12. "Is conditioner just shampoo's snooty cousin?"
13. "Do shower thoughts have their own consciousness?"
14. "What if the fog on the mirror is actually ghost breath?"
15. "Is the shower drain secretly communicating with the kitchen sink?"
16. "What if we're all just living in a giant cosmic bathtub?"
17. "Do shower curtains gossip about us when we're not around?"
18. "Is the squeaky bathroom door actually screaming for oil?"
19. "What if our hair is actually tiny antennae picking up alien signals?"
20. "Do soap bars feel objectified when we use them?"
21. "Is the bathroom fan actually a tiny jet engine in disguise?"
22. "What if the toilet is a secret government listening device?"
23. "Do bath mats have nightmares about drowning?"
24. "Is the shower caddy actually a retirement home for old soap?"
25. "What if the bathroom tiles are actually ancient alien hieroglyphics?"
26. "Do loofahs have family reunions in the landfill?"
27. "Is the toilet paper roll actually a scroll of prophecies?"
28. "What if the bathroom scale is actually a teleportation pad?"
29. "Do shower caps dream of becoming sombreros?"
30. "Is the toothbrush holder a secret fight club arena for dental hygiene products?"
31. "What if the bathroom light is actually a mood-altering ray gun?"
32. "Do bath towels have PTSD from all the water they've absorbed?"
33. "Is the shower rod actually a limbo stick for invisible bathroom gnomes?"
34. "What if the soap dish is actually a tiny UFO landing pad?"
35. "Do washcloths have identity crises when we use them on our faces and bodies?"
36. "Is the bathroom vent actually a wormhole to another dimension?"
37. "What if the shower is actually a giant car wash for humans?"
38. "Do bath mats secretly wish they were magic carpets?"
39. "Is the toilet brush actually a microphone for underground karaoke competitions?"
40. "What if we're all just living in a giant snow globe, and showers are how they shake us up?"

Even More Ways to Answer 'A thought I recently had in the shower'

1. "I should invent a waterproof book for shower reading."
2. "What if our fingers never got pruney?"
3. "I wonder if fish get out of water to dry off."
4. "Maybe I should start a shower-singing competition show."
5. "What if shampoo bottles had motivational quotes on them?"
6. "I bet I could solve climate change with this much steam."
7. "Do plants think we're weird for voluntarily getting wet?"
8. "I should design a shower that automatically applies sunscreen."
9. "What if we could shower in zero gravity?"
10. "I wonder if my bathroom mirror is tired of seeing me naked."
11. "Maybe I should write a book of shower thoughts."
12. "What if we could charge our phones with the power of falling water?"
13. "I bet I could invent a shower that sorts your thoughts for you."
14. "Do submarines take showers or baths?"
15. "I should start a support group for chronic over-showerers."
16. "What if soap was magnetic and stuck to our bodies?"
17. "I wonder if my shower drain leads to Narnia."
18. "Maybe I should become a professional shower thinker."
19. "What if we could shower in different colors of water?"
20. "I bet I could solve the Riemann hypothesis with enough conditioner."
21. "Do fish ever worry about oversaturating their scales?"
22. "I should invent a shower that automatically dries and dresses you."
23. "What if our shower thoughts were broadcast on TV?"
24. "Maybe I should start a shower meditation app."
25. "I wonder if my loofah has a secret life when I'm not showering."
26. "What if we could shower in liquid gold without getting hurt?"
27. "Maybe I should invent a shower that filters out negative thoughts."
28. "Do mermaids use sea salt as exfoliant?"
29. "I bet I could write a hit movie script about sentient shower products."
30. "What if our shower drain led to a water park for microorganisms?"
31. "I should design a shower that gives you compliments as you wash."
32. "Maybe water is just invisible jam for our skin."
33. "What if we could shower in anti-gravity bubbles?"
34. "I wonder if my shower head dreams of being a waterfall."
35. "Maybe I should start a philosophy class called 'Thoughts from the Tub'."
36. "What if our body wash could actually wash away bad memories?"
37. "I bet I could solve the meaning of life if I had a shower long enough."
38. "Do fish ever feel overdressed with all those scales?"
39. "I should invent a shower that teaches you a new language while you wash."
40. "What if our shower thoughts were actually messages from our future selves?"

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